抹布狗

雜誌上看到,品種叫可蒙犬真太逗了.活生生一拖把墩布啊~~~哈哈哈哈歷史與用途：該犬全身被像拖布的皮毛所包裹，這種皮毛在與野獸搏鬥時起到保護犬牙 和身體的作用自衛犬的祖先是西藏獒犬，9世紀末， 馬扎爾族人由南俄羅斯帶到匈牙利的犬可以說是該犬的原種。

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DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish........................ ..............49.
Adventurous................... ..........Slept with everyone.
Athletic...................... .............No breasts.
Average looking....................... ..Moooo.
Beautiful..................... ............. Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure....................On medication.
Feminist...................... .............Fat.
Free spirit........................ .........Junkie.
Friendship first......................... .Former slut.
Old-fashioned................. ..........No BJs.
Open-minded................... .........Desperate.
Outgoing.....Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.................. .......... Bitch.
Voluptuous.................... ...........Very Fat.
Large frame......................... .....Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate...... ................Stalker.

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to G O to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay

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