Tuesday, July 31, 2007
抹布狗
雜誌上看到,品種叫可蒙犬真太逗了.活生生一拖把墩布啊~~~哈哈哈哈歷史與用途：該犬全身被像拖布的皮毛所包裹，這種皮毛在與野獸搏鬥時起到保護犬牙 和身體的作用自衛犬的祖先是西藏獒犬，9世紀末， 馬扎爾族人由南俄羅斯帶到匈牙利的犬可以說是該犬的原種。
Tuesday, July 3, 2007
Best English Dictionary guaranteed
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS:
40-ish........................ ..............49.
Adventurous................... ..........Slept with everyone.
Athletic...................... .............No breasts.
Average looking....................... ..Moooo.
Beautiful..................... ............. Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure....................On medication.
Feminist...................... .............Fat.
Free spirit........................ .........Junkie.
Friendship first......................... .Former slut.
Old-fashioned................. ..........No BJs.
Open-minded................... .........Desperate.
Outgoing.....Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.................. .......... Bitch.
Voluptuous.................... ...........Very Fat.
Large frame......................... .....Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate...... ................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to G O to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay
40-ish........................ ..............49.
Adventurous................... ..........Slept with everyone.
Athletic...................... .............No breasts.
Average looking....................... ..Moooo.
Beautiful..................... ............. Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure....................On medication.
Feminist...................... .............Fat.
Free spirit........................ .........Junkie.
Friendship first......................... .Former slut.
Old-fashioned................. ..........No BJs.
Open-minded................... .........Desperate.
Outgoing.....Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional.................. .......... Bitch.
Voluptuous.................... ...........Very Fat.
Large frame......................... .....Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate...... ................Stalker.
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course, I am upset, you moron!
10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
DICTIONARY FOR DECODING MEN'S ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to G O to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit. = I'm gay
Friday, June 15, 2007
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Friday, June 1, 2007
張小嫻
我心自有明月
有些人會用一生去守候一個人。
于是，有人問：
「你用一生去守候一個人，也無非是希望他最終會選擇你吧？如果沒有終成眷屬的盼望，又怎會用青春去守候？」
他錯了。守候的本身，便是愛情，不需要任何的結果。終成眷屬，當然最好。成不了眷屬，也無悔一生的守候。
守候，是對愛情的奉獻。
我愿意為你守候，不管你將來會不會離我而去。
真心的守候，不需要「守得云開」。看不到天際的明月，那又有什么關系？我心自有明月，我們將以另一種形式長相守。
你說：「你不要等我。」
我等你，是我自己的事。
守候的日子，是很難熬的。但你給我的快樂，遠遠勝過那些痛苦和孤單的歲月。守候的甜蜜，是你不會了解的。所以，你說：「你太傻了。」
我不傻。當你不愛我，我不會守候。我永遠不會守候一段已經消逝了的愛情。是你的愛讓我守候到如今，一切塵世的喜樂皆比不上。守候，既是奉獻，也是收獲。
有些人會用一生去守候一個人。
于是，有人問：
「你用一生去守候一個人，也無非是希望他最終會選擇你吧？如果沒有終成眷屬的盼望，又怎會用青春去守候？」
他錯了。守候的本身，便是愛情，不需要任何的結果。終成眷屬，當然最好。成不了眷屬，也無悔一生的守候。
守候，是對愛情的奉獻。
我愿意為你守候，不管你將來會不會離我而去。
真心的守候，不需要「守得云開」。看不到天際的明月，那又有什么關系？我心自有明月，我們將以另一種形式長相守。
你說：「你不要等我。」
我等你，是我自己的事。
守候的日子，是很難熬的。但你給我的快樂，遠遠勝過那些痛苦和孤單的歲月。守候的甜蜜，是你不會了解的。所以，你說：「你太傻了。」
我不傻。當你不愛我，我不會守候。我永遠不會守候一段已經消逝了的愛情。是你的愛讓我守候到如今，一切塵世的喜樂皆比不上。守候，既是奉獻，也是收獲。
富士山下
攔路雨偏似雪花 飲泣的你凍嗎 這風褸我給你磨到有襟花連調了職也不怕 怎麼始終牽掛 苦心選中今天想車你回家
原諒我不再送花 傷口應要結疤 花辦鋪滿心裡墳場才害怕如若你非我不嫁 彼此終必火化 一生一世等一天需要代價
誰都只得那雙手 靠擁抱亦難任你擁有要擁有必先懂失去怎接受曾沿著雪路浪遊 為何為好事淚流誰能憑愛意要富士山私有何不把悲哀感覺 假設是來自你虛構試管裡找不到它染污眼眸前塵硬化像石頭 隨緣地拋下便逃走我絕不罕有 往街裡繞過一周我便化烏有
情人節不要說穿 只敢撫你髮端 這種姿態可會令你更心酸留在汽車裡取暖 應該怎麼規勸 怎麼可以將手腕忍痛劃損人活到幾歲算短 失戀只有更短 歸家需要幾里路誰能預算忘掉我跟你恩怨 櫻花開了幾轉 東京之旅一早比一世遙遠
誰都只得那雙手 靠擁抱亦難任你擁有要擁有必先懂失去怎接受曾沿著雪路浪遊 為何為好事淚流誰能憑愛意要富士山私有何不把悲哀感覺 假設是來自你虛構試管裡找不到它染污眼眸前塵硬化像石頭 隨緣地拋下便逃走我絕不罕有 往街裡繞過一周我便化烏有
誰都只得那雙手 靠擁抱亦難任你擁有要擁有必先懂失去怎接受曾沿著雪路浪遊 為何為好事淚流誰能憑愛意要富士山私有何不把悲哀感覺 假設是來自你虛構試管裡找不到它染污眼眸前塵硬化像石頭 隨緣地拋下便逃走我絕不罕有 往街裡繞過一周我便化烏有
你還嫌不夠我把這陳年風褸送贈你解咒
原諒我不再送花 傷口應要結疤 花辦鋪滿心裡墳場才害怕如若你非我不嫁 彼此終必火化 一生一世等一天需要代價
誰都只得那雙手 靠擁抱亦難任你擁有要擁有必先懂失去怎接受曾沿著雪路浪遊 為何為好事淚流誰能憑愛意要富士山私有何不把悲哀感覺 假設是來自你虛構試管裡找不到它染污眼眸前塵硬化像石頭 隨緣地拋下便逃走我絕不罕有 往街裡繞過一周我便化烏有
情人節不要說穿 只敢撫你髮端 這種姿態可會令你更心酸留在汽車裡取暖 應該怎麼規勸 怎麼可以將手腕忍痛劃損人活到幾歲算短 失戀只有更短 歸家需要幾里路誰能預算忘掉我跟你恩怨 櫻花開了幾轉 東京之旅一早比一世遙遠
誰都只得那雙手 靠擁抱亦難任你擁有要擁有必先懂失去怎接受曾沿著雪路浪遊 為何為好事淚流誰能憑愛意要富士山私有何不把悲哀感覺 假設是來自你虛構試管裡找不到它染污眼眸前塵硬化像石頭 隨緣地拋下便逃走我絕不罕有 往街裡繞過一周我便化烏有
誰都只得那雙手 靠擁抱亦難任你擁有要擁有必先懂失去怎接受曾沿著雪路浪遊 為何為好事淚流誰能憑愛意要富士山私有何不把悲哀感覺 假設是來自你虛構試管裡找不到它染污眼眸前塵硬化像石頭 隨緣地拋下便逃走我絕不罕有 往街裡繞過一周我便化烏有
你還嫌不夠我把這陳年風褸送贈你解咒
Monday, May 28, 2007
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